I Am Not Waking Her Up!!!!!
My wife has to get up much earlier than she normally does this morning. She asked me to wake her up. Is she crazy? Does she think I am crazy? I told her I was not going to be able to do that this morning. I had another job I had to do that was much more enjoyable!!
I am going down to the zoo to wake up the cobras!! It would be much more fun waking them up than waking her up.
Let’s just say she is not a morning person. The last time we had to do this I tried to get my big male Lab, Charlie, to do the honors. He would not go in the room. As a matter of fact he headed for the door. He wanted to go outside. He’s no big dummy!
So if anyone wants to give it a shot please let me know. Write back and I will give you my address and a key. I am not going to be here when she wakes up. Oh, and if you want the job: good luck. You will need a lot of it, and also some kind of helmet and ear protection. LOL
